Ok... Now Realistically.
I know you graduated and had scolarships and all the cool stuff, but you have to realize where the flaw in your argument is. Honestly it just yells BULLsh*t. You have a beater that you dont want to drive anymore, and you want to sell it for 8500... cool understandable. You have a Ferrari and a Jag and a Jeep... cool. Lets assume I believe that...
The monthly payment on a Ferrari is 3500 a month (at least), the monthly payment on a Jag is 2000 a month (at least), and the jeep, lets say its a mediocre jeep, which in your case its prolly not... but lets say. is 600 a month (at least).
So here you are paying 6000, a month for cars, which means that just in cars alone youre spending 72,000 a year. This means that you have to be making 120,000 a year, before taxes. JUST TO PAY FOR YOUR CARS. did you say you had a house? Point proven? Or are you gonna tell us now that you make well into 200,000 a year... and live in bufallo? LOL. If I made that much, (which I do... + more) id pay someone just to take that POS off my property, and cut the loss...
First off if you had a ferrari and a jag and a jeep and a beater you would be living in a MUCH more expensive house than 400,000. Also you would not have the time of day to post 1 response, let alone 10+ which are all a cpl pages long. If you had a ferrari and the likes you would have a secretary take pictures for you, and type your responses, coherently may i add.
Now that ive called you out on your bullsh*t, im going to show you how men prove things. Me and my older brother 22, im 21, decided to take a trip to AC this weekend, hell its rainy... lets go gamble a little bit. Naturally we needed some $. off to the bank I go.
... oh is that what 15,000 in cash looks like?
So I get to our house, No pics sorry didnt think about it on my camera phone... will add if needed, but im sure they wont be. Oh so the house, its me and my brothers 5 bedroom, bucks county, PA. $700,000+. No pool, were working on it, 3 fireplaces. Our parents kicked us out at 18, we used to wear one set of clothes from wall mart until then. thats how you really develop some drive... you know, he never finished highschool, im in my last year of college, we started our own business, nevermind that right now.
So which car should we take?
hmmm... one more time to ensure realness...

Awww, theres my brother aiding me in the decision...
(dont mind the lack of license plates we have dealer tags... we only can drive 2 of three right...)
So we take the Acura to AC...
Lets go pick up some cute girls...

hey you cant just get in the car for looking cute, give your friend a kiss.

oh you dont think theyre hot? Heres the one on the right.

and heres the one on the left...
needless to say we had a great time in AC.
that my friend is how you take care of business, drive sexy cars, get with gorgeous girls... oh and thats how you prove it.
Enjoy.