I broke it.
I sent a message to the SE-R List filled with so much B.S. that Majordomo choked on it and accidently let the message through.
I talked about electric intake turbines and clear taillight lenses, and claimed that B14s are slow nailpolish cruisers for weak girly men. Then I asked what the "best first mod" was for a SE-R is, and where I could find a SR20VET for under $500. And on top of that, I posted a link to the picture of the Civic sedan with the foot-diameter exhaust tip.
All that fried the 'List server, which brought down SE-R.net, too. Any person who has tried to fix the server has come across that post in the que, and has passed out from the overwhelming BS-itude contained in the writing.
It might take a while. We might as well start from scratch.