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So we're having an argument at work here at Verizon Wireless.
This old lady started talking about a guy speeding on the highway and she said thats why there are so many accidents and innocent people dying. I rebuttaled with "its not speed that causes most accidents its people who cant drive!" She got all upset and now its on like "Donkey Kong" up in here. I can drive 100MPH and be fine. I know what Im doing. I know my car. Most accidents happen when dumb motherF*ckers run red lights, drive drunk, or change the position of their seat while driving. And speeders usually kill THEMSELVES when they do wreck. I bet speeding is low on the Auto Death Toll.
Cell phones are probly # 1. Hell, old people cause accidents by going slow and forcing people to go around. I think Im going to race her when we get off in 10 minutes. She'll love the sound of my busted flexpipe!
( he he he )
This old lady started talking about a guy speeding on the highway and she said thats why there are so many accidents and innocent people dying. I rebuttaled with "its not speed that causes most accidents its people who cant drive!" She got all upset and now its on like "Donkey Kong" up in here. I can drive 100MPH and be fine. I know what Im doing. I know my car. Most accidents happen when dumb motherF*ckers run red lights, drive drunk, or change the position of their seat while driving. And speeders usually kill THEMSELVES when they do wreck. I bet speeding is low on the Auto Death Toll.
Cell phones are probly # 1. Hell, old people cause accidents by going slow and forcing people to go around. I think Im going to race her when we get off in 10 minutes. She'll love the sound of my busted flexpipe!
( he he he )